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A BEAUTIFUL HEART

One day, in a heavily crowded place, a young man was shouting at the crowd.
“People look at me; I have the most beautiful heart in the world.”
Many people looked at him and were stunned to see the beautiful heart in a perfect shape, no little flaw, which looked quite amazing. Most of the people who saw his heart was mesmerized by the beauty of his heart and praised him.
However, there came an old man and challenged the young man, “No my son, I have got the most beautiful heart in the world!”
The young man asked, “Show me your heart, then!”
The old man showed his heart to him. It was very rough, uneven, and had scars all over the heart. Also, the heart was not in shape, appeared like bits and pieces joined together in various colours. There were some rough edges, some part of the heart were removed and filled with other pieces.
The heart of the old man simply looked like various pieces of heart joined together and formed as a heart.
The young man started laughing at his heart, “My dear old man, are you mad? See, my heart! How beautiful and flawless it is. You cannot find even a bit of imperfection in my heart. See, yours. It is full of scars, wounds and blemishes. How can you say your heart is beautiful?”

“Dear boy, my heart is just so beautiful as your heart is. Did you see the scars? Each scar represents the love I shared with a person. I share a piece of heart with others when I share love and in return I get a piece of heart, which I fix at the place where I had torn a piece!” said the old man.

The young man was shocked.
And the old man continued. “Since the pieces of heart I shared were neither equal nor in the same shape or size, my heart is full of uneven edges and bits and pieces.”
“My heart is not in shape because sometimes I never get the love in return from those I gave it. So where do you see the real beauty? Your heart which looks fresh and fuller with no scars which indicates you never shared love with anybody. Did you?”
The young man stood still and never spoke a word. Tears rolled down his cheeks. He walked to the old man, tore a piece of his heart and gave the piece to the old man

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SMS MZURI ZA MAHABA KWAAJILI YA MPENZI WAKO

Mahaba unayonipa natamani niwe nawe mpaka
kufa,
kila siku zinavyozidi kupita
najuta kwanini nilichelewa penzi kukupa,
nakupenda na nitakupenda hadi kufa!
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Hivi ni lini penzi utanipa, nimechoka na ahadi
unazonipa kila kunapokucha,
tambua kwako nimefika na siku utakayonipa
zawadi nzuri nitakupa na hutanisahau
hadi kufa.
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GUSA HAPA>>> SOMA SIMULIZI YA UTAMU YA KIKUBWA YA MAPENZI (SUKARI YA DADA)

Nisamehe la azizi ukweli mbona uko wazi,
yule si wangu mpenzi ila ni rafiki yangu
kipenzi, yangu mapenzi ni wewe pekee nayekupa mpenzi,
katika hii dunia ni wewe
pekee penzi nayekupatia!
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Uko wapi wangu malkia, mwenzio hamu nasikia nawe
ndiye ujuwaye hamu kunitoa,
tafadhali dear upatapo msg hii tambua nyumbani
nakusubiria! Luv u
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Hakika raha wajua kunipatia, fimbo wajua kuitumia sharti
mtoto wakike nabaki
nagugumia kwa raha unayonipatia ambayo wengi
wanaililia , plz utamu wangu
nitunzie!
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Nashukuru kwa miguno uliyonipatia na kiuno kunikatia,
utamu niliousikia
nilitamani kulia hatima ilipowadia , nakupenda
dia usije utamu wangu mwingine
kumpatia! Luv u
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GUSA HAPA>>> SOMA SIMULIZI YA UTAMU YA KIKUBWA YA MAPENZI (SUKARI YA DADA)
Wikiendi ndiyo imeisha, majukumu hatunabudi kuyatimiza dear,
kuwa nawe muda mrefu
nimefurahia nakujihisi malkia katika hii dunia kuwa
nawe najivunia. Luv u
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Wangu Malkia nashukuru kwa mahaba uliyonipatia,
nikikumbuka miguno na viuno ulivyonipatia na
raha niliyojisikia, nahisi kuna mwingine unampatia,
please dear penzi langu usije wengine kuwapatia! Nakupenda.
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GUSA HAPA>>> SOMA SIMULIZI YA UTAMU YA KIKUBWA YA MAPENZI (SUKARI YA DADA)

Nashukuru kwa ya

ko dozi hakika katika
mapenzi wewe ni mkufunzi,
wajua bakora kuitumia, mpenzi usije ukawa na
mwingine
unayempatia, hakika nikijua nitaumia kama
sikujiuam. Nnakupenda!
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Nimeamini wewew ni mtalam wajua kunitoa hamu,
unipapasapo huhisi kupoteza fahamu, maneno yako
matamu hunizidisha hamu, hakika
wajua kunikamua, luv u.
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Hakika nimepata tabibu, maradhi yangu wajua
kujyatibu,
napenda jinsi unavyonitibu,
huna papara yaani ni taratibu,
mpenzi usijemuonyesha mwingine hizo
zako zabibu,
maswahibu yakatayonisibu hakuna
atakayeweza kuyatibu, nakupenda.
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Usiku wa jana ulikuwa wa aina yake, ulinipa mambo
matamu yasiyo ya kawaida,
ulinifurahisha sana mpenzi wangu,
ulidhihirisha kuwa wewe ni kidume
uliyeubwa kwa ajili yangu..
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Nakumbuka siku utamu ulityonipa maneno
matamu kedekede hukusita kunipa na
ahadi kibao masikioni mwangu zilisikika,
hakika roho yangu haikusita kuamini
kwako nimefika, nashangaa
leo utamu hutaki nipa!
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Wikiend ndiyo siku niliyokuwa nikiisubiria mimi
nawe mpenzi tupate tulia, mahaba na
maneno matamu ndio zawadi
niliyokuandalia. Kumbuka yetu
miadi na jali wakati!
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.
unayempatia, hakika nikijua nitaumia
kama sikujiuam. Nnakupenda!
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Nimeamini wewew ni mtalam wajua kunitoa hamu,
unipapasapo huhisi kupoteza fahamu,
maneno yako matamu hunizidisha
hamu, hakika wajua kunikamua,
luv u.
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Kuwa nawe najivunia, mtoto mapenzi wayajua,
kiuno, sauti yako tamu mithili ya
chiriki wajua hasa kuitumia, mua wangu
wajua kuukamua, ukiniacha jua nitaumia,
nakupenda usije niacha nitajiua!
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usiku unapoingia najawa na furaha unajua kwanini?
unaponigusa nahisi tumeumbwa wawili,
mchana nakumisi sana unapokuwa kazini,
wikiendi natamani isiishe kwani unanipa
raha ambazo siwezi kuzipata popote. . .
Naomba raha hizi usimpe mwingine. . .
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kila ninapoona macho yako nafurahia uwepo
wako,nikiona tabasamu lako,nasikia homa ya
moyo,nikiona chozi lako la furaha
,moyo wangu unakuwa
huru kwako,nakupenda sana mpenzi
wangu na
wewe ndiye valentine wangu. . .
Pokea busu mwaaaah
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pumzi yako kwangu ni burudani ya ajabu,
nakupenda sana busu lako maridhawa
shavuni mwangu.wewe ndiye furaha
katika maisha yangu.labda ulikuwa
hufahamu,nimekuficha moyoni
mwangu mpenzi!
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darling jana umenikuna. . . .umenikuna c kdogo
. . . .nililia ukanibembela,niliponyamaza
ukaniliza tena,lkn fahamu kulia
kwangu c maumivu bali utamu wako.
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Nashukuru wangu laaziz kwa uwepo wako,
naamin meng kunitimizia na kukata kiu la
penzi langu kwa wako uhodari.
Krbu mpz nikate kiu yangu.
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hakiyanani mpz unanidatisha ukitembea unatingisha,
mwenzio unanipagawisha
kwako nimefika
na hii namaanisha
nakupenda
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Mahaba unayonipa hakika nafarijika,
mpenzi niliyemtaka hakika nimekupata,
kiu yangu wajua kuikata, kuwa
nawe hakika
nimeukata kwani wajua kunipa
bata! Luv u, mwaah
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MUELEVU NA MJINGA
Mwelevu na Mjinga walienda ktk usaili, walipofika kabla hawajaingia wakakubaliana aanze Mwerevu kisha akitoka ampe majibu Mjinga ili wote wapate kazi.*
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STORI YA KUSIKITISHA
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How to stop masturbation

If you need to stop masturbation try to do the following;

1. Staying Busy and Focused

Find another outlet for your time and energy. Fill your life with engaging activities. The excitement of doing something different can help replace the urge to masturbate, and you’ll have a go-to distraction next time you’re tempted. You may start to deals with sports,learn to play a musical instruments and drawing.

2. Make a plan for avoiding masturbation

Make a plan for avoiding masturbation during your go to times of the day. If you have problems before going to bed or in the shower, refrain from any temptation to masturbate. For instance, if it’s a problem late at night, drop to the floor and do push-ups until you’re too exhausted to do anything but fall asleep. If you find shower time too tempting, start using ice cold water only – you won’t want to be in there for long; cold shower will offer the added benefit of saving you time and water.
If you always masturbate when you get home from school, make sure to have a solid plan to stave off any boredom you may feel. If you have so little to do that your mind frequently wanders to sexual thoughts, occupy your schedule.Also if you masturbate at Night time, try to sleep with more than just one layer of clothing so touching yourself is more of an effort.

3. Limit your solitude

If you masturbate frequently because you feel lonely, find ways to be as socially engaged as possible. This means that you should join as many clubs or activities as you can, accept and give more invitations to people, and go out of your way to make more friends.Another thing you can do is to limit the times when you are likely to be home alone. If you tend to masturbate in the hour or two before your parents get home from work, go for a walk during that time, or do your homework in a library.
Even if all of your friends are busy, you can still limit your impulse to masturbate by going out in public.

4. Stop watching porn

One of the reasons you may be masturbating so much is that you know that you can access porn within seconds if you desire. Stopping a masturbation addiction won’t hit you like a lightning bolt. It’s a process that requires commitment, and you might make mistakes or relapse on occasions. The real struggle is persevering, so commit now that you won’t let little mistakes stand in your way. Bribe yourself to stay on-track with rewards for good behavior.

How to Make a Girl Interested in you before approaching her in public

If you need to approach girl in public make sure you don’t forget to do the following steps in order to make a girl interested in you.

1. Make eye contact

If you see a girl you’d like to meet, try to make eye contact before talking to her. Look away for a few minutes then try looking at her again. If she catches you stealing quick glances at her, it will demonstrate to her that she has caught your attention and you are interested in her (she start thinking about) .
If you repeatedly make eye contact with someone, it could be a sign that she wants you to approach her. 3 or 4 glances from a girl might signal that she’s interested.
Eye contact activates our brain’s reward center, making eye contact a powerful tool for attracting someone.

2. Smile!

A friendly smile is a great way to show someone that you’re interested in them. If she returns the smile, that’s a sign that she might be interested in you. Once you’ve exchanged a few glances and a smile, try approaching her to say hi and ask her about her about what she’s doing,example:“Hi, I couldn’t help but notice you over here.What are you studying/reading/up to?”

3. Assess her for positive body language

While reading another person’s body language is not an exact science, there are definitely a few behaviors to look for that will signal that the person is interested in engaging in conversation. If she is facing her body toward you or leaning toward you, that could mean that she would feel comfortable with you approaching her.
If she makes eye contact or smiles at you, it could be a sign that she’s interested in you. approaching her!